heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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