Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Women Sports.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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