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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

the WNBA

Your all fags

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.