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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.