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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Weed.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

A Sloth runs...

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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