Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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