Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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