Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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How high is a Chinaman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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