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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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