i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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