"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Obama

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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