how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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what do u call a black person by his name

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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