my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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what do u call a black person by his name

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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