2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Women's rights

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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