- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

penis haha

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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