- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

U mad?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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