Black people having a Job.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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