Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Anti Joke

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