- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

david what a baghead

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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