What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

thumb_up thumb_down +15

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

thumb_up thumb_down +15

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What is a chair?

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

thumb_up thumb_down +15

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A man walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops