- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Bacon is delcious.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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