What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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