Daym im romantic

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potatoes

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Testicles.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Anti Joke

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