- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

You will not press the like button.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

why did matt die? He had cancer

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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