Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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