Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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out of your comfort zone

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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A man... walks.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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