What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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you are a åsshole :)

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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your life

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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