a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Will nearis is here! Get it

If you were a cactus, why?

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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