How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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This is not a joke or is it

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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