They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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A Dog walks into a bar to order a drink. The bar patrons are at first amused and overjoyed to share their night with a playful pet, until they see that his mouth is foaming and he's already started trying to eat the nearest child. Screams erupt as the bartender calls 911. The dog manages to injure two patrons before he is tazed by the police and taken to be put down. One of the men injured has to have his arm amputated, which is unfortunate for his new career as a heart surgeon. The hospital informs him that they have no choice but to force him to resign, after they hand him his lengthy medical bill. He ends up losing his apartment, and his fiance leaves him for someone more stable financially. The man then drinks himself to death, after attacking and killing a local dog with his one remaining hand. The dog belonged to a new family on the block, whose son had terminal cancer. Due to the cancer, the boy had trouble making friends in a new area, and the dog (Sonny) was his one source of companionship and, by extension, hope. The boy is later admitted to the hospital for breathing problems, and after a 4-hour surgery, is pronounced dead. His attending physician was quoted as saying "He was so close to beating back the infection, but all of a sudden it seemed like he just... gave up." I mean, how was a dog supposed to order a drink in the first place, am I right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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