Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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You have friends

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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