Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Women's Rights

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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