What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

troll----> hahaha---->

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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