Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Autism speaks but not really

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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