- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

why did the man die? he was shot

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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