- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

what do u call a black person by his name

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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