What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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