EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Justin's humor

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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