Knock knock ... *No ones home*

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

thumb_up thumb_down -20

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

WHAT????

thumb_up thumb_down -20

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

thumb_up thumb_down -20

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops