Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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potatoes

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Daym im romantic

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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