A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Black People

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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