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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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