Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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woman's rights

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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you lose.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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