An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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raisin boogers

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Hi

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Your Mom

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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