- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

knock knock come in!

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

what did the old lady die of old age...

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

I just found out i have cancer.

Jake. Walsh.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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