- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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