What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

Women's rights

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

whats 69+2? 71

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

out of your comfort zone

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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