- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

once upon a time, it snowed

guess what what that wasnt it

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