- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Basically copying you.

The jets are a good team..

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

woman's rights

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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