- Anti Joke

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.