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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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WEED!

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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