Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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hey

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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drugs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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