A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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