Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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nipple

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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420

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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The Barackness Monster

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Justin Bieber

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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